Boudreaux
Louisiana character, buddies with Pierre, and object of countless Cajun jokes.
Boudreaux watched little Pierre shuffle up the path. Pierre, you don't look too happy.
I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?
I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?
boudreaux
A skeletal woman who talks too much.
wears too much makeup.
wears too much makeup.
#1: She talks a lot
#2: Yeah, she's such a boudreaux!
#2: Yeah, she's such a boudreaux!
Boudreaux Pitbull
A tight line of fighting dogs bred by the Boudreaux family of Brousard, Louisianna. This breed is famous for its crazy aggresion. People in the breeder's family are not allowed out of the "family buisness" and its quite sad to see childeren be forced into such an act of cruelty and crime.
gangster: Man, we gots us some Boudreaux Pitbulls for down south and I'm aksepctin' dum to be coon-ass crazy.
Boudreaux Back Rub
A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this move up in an inspired dream...
Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of nowhere like a ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was totally tits!!!
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.
He continued to work on the formula after becoming a licensed pharmacist and sold it at his pharmacy, later naming it "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" after a physician told him a story about a patient who had referred to the product as such
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
An American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
In 2008, due to Boudreaux's Butt Paste ads on the car, Ray's No. 90 Ford was named the fifth scariest NASCAR paint scheme of all time by ESPN The Magazine for having "'BUTT PASTE' slapped on the rear quarter panels in giant red lettering and a cartoon baby riding on the hood