boulder high

the most hella rad school in Colorado located in the bitchin town of boulder

A glorified daycare

located in boulder, Colorado. rivals of fairview high school. An extreamly unathletic, unintellegant group of people that claim to be good at everything when they most they know how to do is finish a handle in 10 min.

The incredibly intelligent Boulder stoners who are super hot whilst crushing Fairview at soccer and poms. The only actually nice high schoolers in Boulder who aren’t fake ass bitches who live off their daddies money. Rivalry to uncultured whiteass Fairview that’s addicted to cocaine cuz it’s white.

The place to go if you like doing hard drugs at lunch. Just make sure you avoid the cameras or Hobbs might make a move on you. No where else would you be walking on a field trip with your teacher by the creek and see your class mate hitting the bong. Senior ditch day the day after Halloween, and on st Patrick’s, and 420. The bathrooms the ‘vape rooms’ and your teacher asks you how your 420 was. You walk in, the friendly face of your teacher greets you, all of you. At least the students can get teachers coffee from the nearby gas station to redeem their long bathroom breaks!