braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

Legal form of child torture.

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")

Common aircraft pilot public announcement indicating imminent strike with ground objects, emergency landing (land or water) or hard landing (ex : broken tires, unedeployed gear etc...) May also happen in trains before collisions at crossings or suspected imminent derailments.

Metal brackets on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to get them out with your tounge it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can

an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjobs.