abrandon

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.

The act of being abandoned by someone named Brandon.

When you have a co-worker who is a jab jab jab jab jab jab jabber jaw, and you can't get off of the phone with him, or get a word in edge-wise; the act of putting them on hold under the guise of receiving another phone call, and waiting for them to hang up.