Brimmed Fluke

A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".