Brobese
A person who posses all of the main qualities of a bro (popped collar, listens to Dave Matthews, plays Frisbee) however is noticeably overweight.
Dude, that fat dude is wearing an upside-down flipped around visor, he is so brobese.
Brobesity
When you and your bros decide to become obese together.
Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
Brobesity
A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.
Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?
Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.
Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.