Broccoli Chewer
An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.
Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'