Broken leg
When a man's erect penis is crooked.
"This guy I was with last night had a broken leg in his boxer briefs!"
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg
Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain
broken deer leg
A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.
Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.
Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg
A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"