brown breakfast
Exactly what you think it is. No, really.
"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
brown eyed breakfast
The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.
I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.