Brown Lolly
The act where a (turd) is frozen creating a hard phallic(mr hanky)which can either be eaten by you or your partner like a lolly or used as a dildo for the pleasure of yourself anally(perfect fit) or a friend.
'Hey john go and get me a brown lolly!!'
or
'Senoir Whippies new Brown Lolly had become a new favourite with the kids'
or
'Senoir Whippies new Brown Lolly had become a new favourite with the kids'