Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.
I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."
Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.
Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)