burn the bacon
When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!
Burning The Bacon
To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.
Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.
Burning my bacon
Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.
That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.
Burn my bacon
A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.
"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"