Egrub
A bloke who looks like a complete beevus, but in all his beevusness he gets girls as his genital area is completely huge. But as he originates from a Beaver, his genital area is the same as that of a Beaver.
woman1: look at him, hes such a beevus
woman2:i know, but look at that lump in his trousers.
woman1: he must be an Egrub
woman2:i know, but look at that lump in his trousers.
woman1: he must be an Egrub