burnt hills

the town know for the purple lady

A small town in the middle of no where, which houses the dumbest FNG's to ever enlist in the United States Marine Corp. Such influences that back the youth population are Lady Gaga, Kesha, Pee Wee Herman, and a bunch of know it all sissies who want to run all the time

All fuckboys lame ass hoes. The only decent ones are butt munches. Once the see one good looking girl they tell all their friends and talk about asses boobs and how much a thot girls they know are. If your looking for a boyfriend I highly suggest you don’t look in burnt hills

A weird, sometimes obnoxious group of skinny individuals who run cross country or track for burnt hills. They enjoy throwing mud at girls, worshiping their Nanner Gods, grinding with eachother, and wearing short shorts. Yup... some of them are nice to look at, but the majority are assholes.

A broke ass school in the middle of frickin cow country. Despite having no money we dominate in almost every sport. It's student population consists of pot heads, orange skinned Jersey Shore Cast member wanna-bes, and trackies. Burnt Hills has little to no diversity and is boring as hell. It is a realtively safe school, the closest thing to gangs are the stage crew and trackies. Kids from other schools think we are a bunch of rednecks and make fun of us but then they shut the hell up when we kick their rich asses in crew, cross country, football, swimming, soccer, volleyball, lacross, and baseball.