Burrito butt plug
When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
Yakapoe gave himself a burrito butt plug in hopes to shit farther than he can throw a football.