bustub
A sexual position wherein a kneeling male receives oral sex from a partner on all fours before them, reaches over the back of the receptive partner, and inserts one or more digits into the rectum or vagina. The overall image is similar to that of a person carrying a bustub balanced on their hip or waistline.
Since there was no partner to high-five in an Eiffel Tower over the back of that silly bitch, Karen, Phil instead opted to hold her in place by utilizing the old bustub maneuver.