Deparched
Dehydrated mf
“Man I’m so deparched”
Deparchment
A beverage that quenches the thirst of someone who is parched. Thus relieving their parchment.
Man I'm thirsty, I better get some deparchment.
Deparchment
The paper presented to an individual at graduation when the qualification is revoked.
Mike recieved deparchment at his graduation last week.
complete deparcher from the truth
Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.
There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.