Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS)
A sickness that occurs when one is apart from their butt buddy for more than three months. Symptoms include but are not limited to depression, tears, anger, nausea, insomnia, and explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I haven't seen Sam in a while, I think I'm developing Butt Buddy Withdrawal Syndrome (BBWS), cause I blew up my toilet the other day