Butt lick
The process of licking the butthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. Also refers to someone that kisses ass!
Karen: My butt itches so bad!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!
butt lick
A term used to describe a person who makes a lot of mistakes. A clumsy person. Also can refer to a feline that is so fat it cannot lick it's own ass.
Quit bumping into me you butt lick!
OR
Damn that's a huge cat. What a poor little butt lick.
OR
Damn that's a huge cat. What a poor little butt lick.
butt licking
The act of licking ones anus. Also Anilingus.
-Hey Derp, I have been butt licking that fine ass bitch since yesterday.
-Good for you. Hope you wash your teeth after you do that shit....
-Good for you. Hope you wash your teeth after you do that shit....
Butt lick kiss
When a dog that licks his butt, licks your face
Ew that was one grody butt lick kiss.
butt licking machine
A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.
It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Crawling Butt Lick
A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.
British in origin.
It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
British in origin.
It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"
Butt licking
When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".