Butt shuffling

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.

''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring''

mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.

He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.

Butt Stuff Shuffle

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)

"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"

俚语	butt shuffling
释义	Butt shuffling To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched. ''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring'' mud butt shuffle the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up. Butt Shuffle When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges. He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly - Oh Shit! He butt shuffled again. Butt Stuff Shuffle A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit) "Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"
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