Butt-Snorkel
V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Butt Snorkeling
Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
Butt Snorkeling
The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.
Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.
Butt Snorkeler
The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.
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I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.
butt snorkel
a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.
Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.
butt snorkeler
1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.
1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.
Butt Snorkeling
Greg Menges natural habitat
sticking your head so far up you ass that you need a aqualung to breath