Cactestes
The condition in which freshly shaved testicle stubble causes discomfort, like a cactus, but you carry it around and it pokes your inner thighs.
Guy 1: Hey man why do you keep shifting like that?
Guy 2: Sorry mate, forgot to use my usual products and ended up with a case of the Cactestes.
Guy 1: Broooo
Guy 2: Sorry mate, forgot to use my usual products and ended up with a case of the Cactestes.
Guy 1: Broooo