Cage Rage
When the sight or thought of Nicholas Cage enrages you so much that you feel the need to punch the first person you see in the face.
Shit man, why'd you punch me in the face?
Because I just watched Con Air and got a mean case of Cage Rage!
Because I just watched Con Air and got a mean case of Cage Rage!
Cage Rage
A level of anger that is so beyond normality that the only thing it is comparable to are the on-screen outbursts of Nicolas Cage.
Jon: I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!
Jeff: What's up with Jon?
Joe: Oh, he's just got Cage Rage
Jeff: What's up with Jon?
Joe: Oh, he's just got Cage Rage
Cage Rage
A destructive temper fueled by such uncontrollable anger similar to the anger of Nicholas Cage in any of his movies.
Dude, I went on a total Cage Rage after hearing that the Yankees beat the Red Sox the other day!
cage rage
A boxing match with helmets and gloves on usualy done after hockey practice in the lockerroom. Although between teamates it can be quite brutal. Unique to hockey.
Sometimes known as lockerboxing.
Sometimes known as lockerboxing.
"jerry got owned cage raging Tamas"
Cage Rage Theorem
The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.
Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.
Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.
Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.
Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.
Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'
Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)
Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)
Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)
Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)
Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
cage the rage
awesome 80's way of saying: control your anger.
Hey, cage the rage buddy.
Rage Cage
Drinking game similar to fuck you peter or slap cup. Players bounce ping pong balls into empty cups. If they successfully bounce the ball in on their first try, they can pass their cup to anyone on the table. A successful bounce on any other shot,you must pass immediately to the left. The objective is to bounce your ball into a cup before the player on your left and then stack your cup on top of their cup. Thus, the stack, or cage gets larger and larger. The player stacked on drinks one of many cups from the middle as the game continues. He must drink quickly to avoid getting caught IN THE NADO! The NADO or tornado is the seemingly endless barage if drinking for a single player. The last cup to be drank in the middle is the death cup which usually contains close to a full beer or has shots of hard liquor in it as well. Occasionally, players like to include various fruits in the death cup such as the clementine, which was popularized earlier in January 2014.
Dickie: do you guys want to play rage cage?
Everyone: dude, it's a Monday night.
Dickie: But we could get Sam in the NADO so bad.
Tom: alright Dickie. Let's do it. But when you come into the cage, expect consequences.
Isaac: clementines in the death cup?
Everyone: fine.
Isaac: Alright I'm in.
They begin to play.
Reed: As long as those nonners don't crash into the fucking cage, I'll play.
Gar: fucking nonners!
Christian: I can't play guys. It's girls night.
Dan: for once, could you just be for the boys?
Everyone chanting: We need more dicks! We need more dicks! continued
Dickie: god I love rage cage.
Everyone: dude, it's a Monday night.
Dickie: But we could get Sam in the NADO so bad.
Tom: alright Dickie. Let's do it. But when you come into the cage, expect consequences.
Isaac: clementines in the death cup?
Everyone: fine.
Isaac: Alright I'm in.
They begin to play.
Reed: As long as those nonners don't crash into the fucking cage, I'll play.
Gar: fucking nonners!
Christian: I can't play guys. It's girls night.
Dan: for once, could you just be for the boys?
Everyone chanting: We need more dicks! We need more dicks! continued
Dickie: god I love rage cage.