Cambodian Racing Stripe
A long streak of feces in your tighty-whities brought about by relentless dingleberries that scrape between your ass crack and your underwear all day.
Bobcat: Hey Chip...why are you walking so funny?
Chip: Damn Bobcat...I didn't wipe properly this morning and I've had this Cambodian Racing Stripe all fucking day!
Chip: Damn Bobcat...I didn't wipe properly this morning and I've had this Cambodian Racing Stripe all fucking day!