Canadian Diaper Party
Canadian Diaper Party – n. an event where adult persons consent to gather in a space that is either without bathrooms or where the bathrooms are rendered inaccessible. They are then allowed to wear diapers and listen to music whilst liberally drinking alcohol. These persons, wearing a diaper are encouraged to freely relieve their bowels – as they are likely to reach a state of drunkenness that would warrant such behavior, knowing that they are protected from censure as all other party participants are likely to engage in the same bowel-releasing activity.
“Wow Dan, that was some crunch you took whilst on the dance floor at Tony's Canadian Diaper Party, eh?”
Diapers, Party, Bowels, Booze, Canada, Drunkenness
Diapers, Party, Bowels, Booze, Canada, Drunkenness