Canadian Moose

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

Canadian Moose

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.

Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?

Canadian Moose Hunter

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

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释义	Canadian Moose An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada. Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with? Canadian Moose The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo. Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day? Canadian Moose Hunter When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus. "Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one" Canadian Moose Platter The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals. Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?" Douglas: "Oh that's nasty." Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it." Canadian Moose party The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole. I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party The Canadian Moose Buckler A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction. Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great. Canadian Moose Sled A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
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