Canadian Tan
A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.
"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."
Canadian Spray tan
The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out
She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan
Canadian Tan
A sunburn
Nice Canadian tan you got there!