Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
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Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

俚语	captain hooking
释义	Captain Hooking Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls . Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !" Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !" Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... " Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....." Captain Hooking When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!" Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after? booty anal sex pirate Captain Hook A bent penis in the shape of a hook. Mike: I have a Captain Hook! Captain Hook The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience. I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!" captain hook a curved dick me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook? Captain Hook A drink consisting of: 2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum Natural Light (or other light beer) Lemonade Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade. Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious! captain hook someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape. GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee? BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
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