care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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See also cool story bro.

Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.

俚语	care missile
释义	care missile Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark. }\|\|\|\|\|\|\|{ (: })> See also cool story bro. Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants. Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
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