carrot cunt
A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.
"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"
cunt carrot
A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.
Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
carrot cake cunt muffin
the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo
the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.