Catanusmorphisourous
Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.
My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.