cateau

If you ever meet one, make sure you run away as quickly as possible. Cateaus are known for being cold, manipulative, and just in general a very very bad time.

They appear to be shallow but will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t fall for it, they really are as superficial as they seem.

Cateaus tend to live their life through instagram instead of in real life. Don’t let the sweet profile fool you. In real life, she is a real piece of work.