Catkin
Created by innovatively lazy people, catkins are the result of eating something messy and realizing that you don’t have a napkin nearby, but you do have a cat.
“Dude, I think your cat’s bleeding.”
“That’s not blood, that’s ketchup. And that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”
“That’s not blood, that’s ketchup. And that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”