cattywumpus
Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
cattywumpus
A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.
Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...
Student: ...Cattywumpus...
Student: ...Cattywumpus...
cattywumpus
The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
cattywumpus
to grab another's head and brain suck
He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm
Cattywumpus
Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.
That library is cattywumpus to the park.