ceto
Person with abnormally undersized penis. Has a very low self esteem so he feels that putting shirtless pictures on social media will balance it out. Ceto, when not fucking goats, enjoys hanging out with girls and then breaks up with them the following day to return to the goat.
How about you go ceto yourself. (Goat Fuck)
Cetoing
The act of wasting 6 hours on something for no apparent reason.
Nick and Bryan went cetoing at the game store for the release of modern Warfare 3.