Charlie Bronson Wannabe
Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)