Expired Douchebag
Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.
KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."