Chavitus
Chavitus disease (CHAVITUS-420) is an infectious disease caused by being in close contact with a chav or group of chavs for an elongated period of time.
Person 1: Wagwan my slime, how is the mandem bruva innit.
Person 2: Why are you talking like that?
Person 1: My doctor recently diagnosed me with Chavitus, pay respects my g.
Person 2: Why are you talking like that?
Person 1: My doctor recently diagnosed me with Chavitus, pay respects my g.