Cheesewiring
Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.
Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewiring
When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.
"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewire
When a man's trousers are that tight he has a testicle either side of his crotch seam!
Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!