Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

俚语	cheeto nipples
释义	Cheeto Nipples A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples. Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples. Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff." Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
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