Fuck Chimp
1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...
Chimp-Fuck
Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!