Chimphandfeet
A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.
What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!
Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.
Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.