chocolateism
The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).
I believe in chocolateism.
Chocolateer
Someone who loves chocolate and loves racing.
Heyo, I'm bouts ta run for chocolate with 15,000 other chocolateers!
Chocolateer
(n) A homosexual. A man who engages in sexual gratification with the rear end of another man.
Oy mate, I wouldn't go in there if you value your ass, it's full of Chocolateers!
chocolatism
The erroneous belief that white chocolate is not truly a type of chocolate
If you wanna learn more about chocolatism, learn about the chocolate-making process.
Chocolateer
Someone that is an aficionado in the finer points of chocolate.
My friend JellyB is quite the Chocolateer although her SO sees no difference between Lindt truffles and Cadbury.
Chocolat Syndrome
When a song sounds terrible at first, but after a few repeats, it sounds like the best song ever. This term was derived from the Korean girl group, Chocolat. Chocolat made their debut with "Syndrome" which sounded pretty bad but later on rose to fame.
This song kinda sucks but it probably just got that Chocolat Syndrome.
hot chocolatable
Weather that's not too hot for hot chocolate.
October rocks! Not too hot, not too cold...perfectly hot chocolatable!