choking the goose
The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
choke The Goose up!
drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")
F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!