Christmas Weight
The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.
Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."