Chromebibliaphobia
Severe fear/ disgust of the Google Chromebook due to its limited privacy and functionality.
Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"
Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"
Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"