Chumpitizer
Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.
Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)
chumpitizing
to allow ones self to be chumped. see also: steve wiebe.
yo dawg you totally were chumpitizing that dude
Chumpitize
The act of becoming a chump. To perform actions that would make one a chump.
I was trying to get him to be quiet so he wouldn't chumpitize himself in front of everyone.