Churchwalled
To pee publicly whilst drunk; pissing schwasted
Guy 1: "Dude, last night Jerry was sooo hammered and he had to piss but the bathroom was locked...so he pissed all over my apartment floor!"
Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"
Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"