Claim Chowder
A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.
Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.