Clam Stomper
A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.
"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."
Bulgarian Clam Stomper
(V.) the act of fucking someone from Bulgaria, while acting like a clam, by opening and closing one’d body parts (legs, arms, toes, fingers, ass)
“Bro I did Bulgarian Clam Stomper with her with my fingers while fucking last night”